- Kris: Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god
- Luhan: I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....
- Lay: I don't even eat Lay's potato chips
- Tao: I don't even own Gucci...
- Chen: I was saying girl not gull
- Xiumin: I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT
- Baekhyun: FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG
- Chanyeol: Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?
- D.O.: O_________O
- Sehun: Why are there GIFs of my crotch
- Kai: No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god
- Suho: Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.
1º SM Entertaiment
why did you separate Luhan from Sehun!!!!
i just don’t understand!!! you ruined my otp head fanfiction a little bit
well i still have Baekyeol
- fave member: bias
- scene: cut
- commercial: cf
- subtitle: eng sub
- controversy: scandal
- music video: mv
- episode: ep
- album photos: jacket photos
- preview: teaser
- couple: OTP
Kris wins. Bitch can’t get his hair wet. Bitch won’t allow it.
But Siwon, I saw you hold a hose. Let Kyuhyun calculate the perfect parabolic equation so you can aim the hose perfectly so that the trajectory is just right and hits Kris’ head.